Stephen Tsaur

"Mission Accomplished"

From the “Immigrant Song” by Led Zeppelin

AHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHH.
We come from the land of the liberty,
From internment camps and Guantanamo Bay.
You are the Axis of Evil, this we know for sure,
"Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
On we roll, to find some oil, our only goal will be Saddam's head.
AHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHH.
George W. Bush, will drive our troops to new lands,
To fight Saddam, singing and crying: You misunderestimated.
AHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHH.
The Iraqis who live in peace, can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we stopped cruel tyranny. We are your overlords.

AHHHHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHHHHH.
We came and freed Iraq, and drove out tyranny,
Now the fighting is over, "Mission Accomplished."

So now you'd better stop, and create democracy,
And terrorism will never be a problem here again.

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