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Jordan Simard

Me Myself and I

I am from my mother.
Took her golden hair
And her spunky attitude.

I am from my father.
Took his athletics
And his fantastic choice in names.

I am from my kitchen.
From Betty Crocker Cookies.
Although they may not be so nutritious
They happen to be
Crazy delicious.
From Mrs. Buttersworth.
But does she only talk to kids?
You butter believe it!

I am from athletics.
From hockey
And 'Sick Nasty' Slap shots.
From cheerleading and back tucks.
From softball and pitching all strikes.

I am from music.
From Fall Out Boy
To Backstreet Boys.
From Rascall Flatts and Motley Crue.
And yes I love Dane Cook too.

I am Jordan Simard
Living off
good looks and charm
Since 1989.

SHA-ZA-ZANG!

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